Wednesday, May 30, 2007

I got a XBox 360

The wife faked me out and hid it in a microwave box. I was so annoyed when I saw that box. She owned me hard.

That is all.

My user name is "Ozzie Al Thor". Include the spaces.

Sunday, March 4, 2007

How did it get burned?!

HOW DID IT GET BURNED?!

***Ok. So in about 3 weeks it's time for Anime Detour. 3 full days of nothing but animation and games from Japan. Yes, I have spoken to the opposite sex before. heck, I even have 2 kids! :D

***Jesus Christ is the lord! Bitches!

***Wrestling fans only need apply. Part 2.

***Anyone ever beat this game? I could nevert get to the roof myself.

***Maybe I should move to Indiana if there gonna make stupid lawsuits go away...

***And an addendum to the Anime Convention stuff above, NO, we're not all having stuff like this happen... only some of us. :(

***And to all the people who read this (or should I say "both of you who read this") I leave you with my thoughts about you:

Friday, January 12, 2007

The effect of drugs on spiders

***Educational stuff.



***Get it?



***Porn is funny.



*** Video games in school FTW!

Then ↑↑↓↓←→←→ b a select start should get you a promotion I figure.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

I already miss James Brown!

***Please, come back man!


***So I saw "Rocky Balboa" over the Christmas weekend. My wife and I were pleased with the show. By far the best Rocky since Rocky II. Far more realistic then something like Rocky 4 and more fitting of an end for the series then Rocky 5. I can hear you now: "Dude, he's like 84. WTF?!" Well, remember George Foreman made a comeback and in his return fight beat the crap out of a guy half his age at the most. (He lost, but that's because boxing is rigged anyway)

All that said, if you are at all a fan of the Rocky movies, it's worth seeing. Quite believable and the characters are well written. I give it a B rating overall.


***Minnesota has alot of stupid people. It's been below freezing about 8 or 9 times during the day in the last 30 days tops. Oh yeah! The ice is PERFECT for driving on!


***Because randomness is the biz-omb.


***Because sites that do half the joke for you are cool.


***Note to self: Self, pick up this shirt for the Mrs.


Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Merry Christmas - Episode II: Attack of the lol's

**So I am slowly coming to the realization that SNL might be worth catching again. Contrary to popular belief, Mad TV sucks Jack Black's hairy ass. The last great non-SNL psrody show was "In Living Color".

Also, as the below video proves, Natalie Portman is a talented actress. She's done drama, comedy, sci-fi and romance and done it all well. Very few of her movies aren't worth watching.




**Which one is funnier:

Option A

or

Option B

(No really, his name IS Robert Van Winkle)


**Speaking of which... (No this had nothing to do with "SNL" or "In Living Color". I can put it here if I want, it's my blog. There are only like maybe 4 people reading this anyway.)


**(Insert Michael Jackson jokes here.)


**Again, Merry Christmas!

Monday, December 18, 2006

Merry Christmas

(No really, I wasn't trying to be funny with the title. And it's not "Happy Holidays" either. It's Merry Christmas.)


**Dr. Dre has a new protegee.

**No really, it's been to long since you saw this.

**Joseph Barbera dies. The funeral procession is rumored to be walking past the same area every 3 seconds.

**God damnit, what am I supposed to do with my free time NOW?!



No really, Merry Christmas!